Two Cows

I never realized how truly fantastic animals of the bovine variety were until this ahahahaha.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESSISM: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant past) two differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of nonspecified gender.

SAUDIISM: You have two cows. Since milking the cow involves nipples, the government decides to ban all cows in public. The only method to milk a cow is to have a cow on one side of a curtain and a guy milking the cow on the other side.

WIKIPEDIANISM: These cows are temporarily protected from milking. Please resolve disputes on the talk page. Protection is not intended to express support of German or Polish cows. (from Bill)

LIBERTARIANISM: Go away. What I do with my cows is none of your business.

SURREALISM: You have two aardvarks. The government paints one green and requires you to take harmonica lessons.

TALIBANISM: You have two cows. At first, the government makes them wear burkas, but later shoots them because "they are Hindu religious symbols."

UNITED NATIONISM: You have two cows. France vetoes you from milking them. The United States and Britain veto the cows from milking you. New Zealand abstains.

KUWAITISM: Upon hearing how popular cows are in the Gulf region, a group of young male Kuwaitis buy a herd. Unfortunately, they attach so many accessories (ski-racks, 3500 watt sub-woofers, nipple lights, etc.) that the cows almost collapse under the weight and/or embarrassment. The herd are all tragically killed in a massive pile-up while their owners are attempting to perform donuts by the Towers.

IRAQISM: The British Government sends in a herd of 20 cows in a trial run to help a village outside Basra. The villagers are extremely grateful for the extra milk and the health of the children improves daily. A terrorist group then kidnaps the cows and accuses them of being traitors to "the cause." The terrorists then produce signed confessions from the cows and systematically assassinates each one in front of Al Jazeera television cameras.

EGYPTIANISM: You have two cows. Both are voting for Moooooobarak!

good times...

well. this promises to be boring.

Home alone til tuesday. The fam went camping but I have to work and couldn't take the time off so here I am. Alone... Lol it won't be that bad actually I'll be with my grandparents and my aunt and working and buying stuff for summer school. Wanna have a party but no body's really up for short notice stuff like this. Ooo vell.
I has a pretty noooo keyboard and mouse! They's makin me happy even though my fingers have to get used to the keyboard.
Sooo yeah, I haven't really decided who I want to win the American elections. McCain is awesome, I think he'd rock the house but I think what America really needs is controlled change to fix it and Obama can do that. Lol just my two cents...

Mack

yay!

All of us are done school!!! WOOT

I'm done gr 11, the short one is done gr 5 and mom is done her stupidly hard course thingy
*happy dance*

And I get to work tomorrow thank goodness, I've been soooo bored these past two days... I ♥ my job...

Anywho, getting geared up for summer (summer school :O) and camping (random hey? My fam never camps...) and having fun and working (yay) and stuff.

Plus I get an Ipod touch! *another happy dance*

kay well... this was rather pointless, just a lot of happy dancing but that's okay. I like happy dancing... Talk to y'all lata!!!

stuffs going on

Hindsight is 20/20 Foresight? Well maybe that's why he wears glasses... no offence to glasses wearers, I wear 'em too.

Man, that blows. Looks like beef prices are gonna take another hike.

I love Voltaire...

Well that's all the interesting stuff I found in NNW. Most of the rest was just other people talking about this stuff.

now to SM...

mack

WOOT

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty excited for Stampede and I dunno if I'm even going lolz

Work was sooo much fun. Crazy busy for a bit (4 tables with 11-14 people each) but after it quieted down and people weren't quite so frazzled (awesome word) and discombobulated (another one) I talked to a few of them and it was fun. I got mercilessly teased for being 16 soon too cuz they're all 19 or older. But it was fun, I love my job ♥♥♥

Mack

forever ruined...

Putting my realplayer on shuffle while writing really made me realize, all except like 2 of the songs I ever did choreography to are pretty much ruined in my mind. I just can't listen to them anymore cuz I heard them so many freaking times when learning and performing dances to them... Really a shame cuz some of them were good songs.

GO Karting

Omg so much fun guys, Love it. Lol scared some people... I'm a good driver. Or at least a fearless one... that might get me into trouble...

First time I really hung out with a friend mine. It was okay... I miss them. I miss our talks, we haven't talked in like a week, lol I know. Doesn't seem like that long but trust me it is. But they are happy, has a special someone, still flirts like crazy (like me :p) and yes I missed the times when we flirted but that's okay. We all had a blast, mini golf is always fun lol.

Okay we're thinking it was either a birthday or a bachelorette party cuz there was a chick wearing her bra on her butt... cute but weird.

Anywho, I get to work tonight! I haven't worked since last Sunday cuz I had exams and go-karting but I'm going tonight, should be fun!

Becoming Jane

I just watched it and am extraordinarily disapointed in the ending.

***SPOILER WARNING***

They don't marry! That is so depressing! There is supposed to be a happy ending! That does not cut it! Ugh screw historical accuracy, it makes for lousy entertainment...

long day

But good, it was a nice day. My feet are gonna fall off from the heels I wore to work :p I'll have to think through that next time... lol
So yeah, first time I've seen him since the "falling out". Wasn't that bad, I miss him but we'll be okay. It was time for us, there may be something in the future but that's a really long way off so basically don't count on it lol. He aknowleged it though which was nice, I appreciated that.
I ♥ my job I just gotta say. THough the weird thing is everyone in that joint smokes! Jeez people do you really think it's glamorous or something? Its gross.
Plus there's a guy ;) of course.
I've got an essay tomorrow which pretty much blows but its in Social so I should be okay. After that I just have two multiple choice tests and I'm DONE!!!!! Done with Grade 11, done with the stress of this year, now I get to deal with the stress of Math 30 for the summer :( oh well. I'll be okay.
Next year, 16, grade 12, awesome job, getting drivers in december. Its gonna be a gooder lemme tell you that, I'm excited!
Well i should go get some beauty sleep for tomorrow though I don't think my stunning good looks will pull my mark up any :p.
Have a good night guys!

Mack

High School...gotta love it

wow. I think my friends broke some kind of record for how many break-ups can take place in one weekend. There's 1...2...3...4,5...and 6 but that was a few days ago. That's impressive...
Lotsa new single folks out there :p

I hope that "just fuck off" was not for me cuz the chat thing was a complete mistake, i didn't mean to open that.

I wanna go to Egypt and see them in action...

zomg I just finished reading the most entertaining thing I've read all week. Okay maybe it wasn't that great but it kept me going for awhile.
Okey dokey so most of you probably have no idea who Sandmonkey or the Scene and Heard crew are but they're two blogs that've been having a cat fight for the past couple weeks and managed to drag Amy Mowafi into it. Anyways, here are some of the post involved:

One of the most frilly things I've ever read that is The Scene&Heard pretty stupid stuff but people love gossip (tabloids, duh)

SM's response to their existence

S&H's response in all their "aw shucks we're just innocent bystanders" tone lol. Which I guess they kind of are seeing as Sandmonkey started it but they're just really bad writers.

And then there's this which I definitely won't blame you if you can't get through because it is the longest post on the freaking planet but fairly entertaining if you've been following the whole "battle" going on. I did make it all the way through lol but unfortunately I had not been aware of the cat fight going on so I had to backtrack through all the other posts to figure out what all this was about. It's good once you do though.

The real gems in all of this are the comments! I read through almost all of the S&H comments and SM doesn't get as many so that doesn't take as long. I must say people take up a lot of time/space and energy with these posts and I skimmed a fair few of them mainly because I didn't feel like expending the brain cells to understand them lol but I loved Amy Mowafi's which were extraordinarily long but still entertaining.

Okay I'm done, you can go read something interesting now...

Anyone as tired of hearing about this guy as I am?

I'm feeling rather blue right now...