Look at this link -
*shakes head* Oh dear. I'm not being uppity, I'm being sensible. Why do we have ROCK PAPER SCISSORS tournaments??? No really, that's a legitimate question! Y'all belong in those funky white jackets that do up in the back. Well, leave a comment, I promise I won't openly mock you if you do participate and/or approve of these particular gatherings.
*Donkey Riding - Great Big Sea*